Alex, 28, FTM, gay, asexy.

This is a wreck of a blog and I am a wreck of a man.

professorgodzilla:

professorfangirl:

wburartery:

Career illusionist Teller (of Penn & Teller) is cooking up a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” using freaking MAGIC!

Read the heck out of this story.

NO SERIOUSLY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND:

"The creators say the music and monsters do that too. Musician Tom Waits and his wife Kathleen Brennan gave Teller access to their catalog of gritty songs. The island’s creatures are brought to life by Pilobolus, a dance company known for piling performers on top of each other."

SHAKESPEARE

TELLER

PILOBOLUS

TOM MUTHAFUCKIN WAITS

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YES PLEASE TO ALL OF THIS WHERE DO I SIGN UP

(via oniyuri)

kchikurdi:

kurds hope to enter guinness book of world records with biggest batch of dolma ever made

75 students from the classical school of the medes in hewler, kurdistan prepared an incredible amount of dolma/yaprax for the syrian refugees at kawergosk refugee camp in hewler.

dolma, which is an old dish which spans back to ottoman times, is seasoned rice wrapped in grapes leaves then boiled and simmered in flavored water. it is a beloved dish which fills you up quickly.

walt devault, an american teacher at the classical school of the medes said, “if all goes as planned we will have enough dolma to feed everyone and set new guinness world record”.

the dish was presented to 1,600 refugee students, plus camp staff and 75 students from CSM. the dish was served by 15 teachers and friends.

(via filthyocean)

gabbysilang:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

also they meet because vin diesel is a volunteer at the local animal shelter and dwayne johnson is thinking of adopting a kitten BUT THEN ends up with a grumpy, old, one-eyed cat named frackles because vin diesel was like “old cats get no love it’s all kitten this, kitten that, meanwhile old frackles has been here for three years” and dwayne johnson hurriedly over-agrees because omg what a cute guy omg. and then frackles turns out to be this wackadoodle, hard-drinking, peeing-everywhere, womanizing, troublemaker cat who turns dwayne johnson’s life upside-down. vin diesel and dwayne johnson have adventures like bailing frackles out of the drunk tank and trying out every possible brand of kitty litter to see if frackles likes any of them. vin diesel knits custom cat toys for frackles and leaves then on dwayne johnson’s doorstep. the end-of-second-act crisis is dwayne johnson thinking he can’t handle it and trying to surrender frackles to the shelter when he thinks vin diesel isn’t on shift buT THEN vin diesel was covering a shift for a friend who’s auditioning for a role in a local musical production and he’s like YOU’RE GIVING UP ON FRACKLES SO I’M GIVING UP ON YOU and won’t hear any of dwayne johnson’s protestations and takes frackles home himself and they get drunk and talk shit about dwayne johnson until they come back around to how much they like him even though he’s a no-fun grump. when they wake up hungover the next morning, dwayne johnson is at the door with the b-plot lady cat who frackles has been so messed up over. he’s adopted her to make frackles happy and signed up for 3 classes at the shelter for new pet parents and spent all night in his garage hand-crafting cat furniture. cut to: vin diesel and dwayne johnson getting married as frackles and booboo (the b-plot ladycat) cuddle in the front row.

(Source: kristyskrushers)

nineprotons:

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notanicedragon:

Geode Knitting Pattern

This is attempts number two and three at a knitted geode. I would love to spend more time on these, making wonkier shapes, more colour options, just plain bigger versions. At the moment I’d be quite happy to spend the entire year knitting rocks, I’m not sure that the website would keep getting hits if I did though…

This is really cool!

nineprotons and xparrot this made me think of you guys. <3

That is so cool.

(via oniyuri)