Alex, 28, FTM, gay, asexy.

This is a wreck of a blog and I am a wreck of a man.
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via khlara)

alexthefab:

everybody needs to stop wanting to fuck me, effective immediately and until further notice

khlara said: Are cuddles still allowed?

Virtual cuddles. No touching until next week. I was thisclose to throwing people’s babies at them today when they left them on me too long.

everybody needs to stop wanting to fuck me, effective immediately and until further notice

i do not want this being awake

i do not want this 6 hour bunny shift

i do not want shower or bus i want sleep

rooks-and-ravens:

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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The good news is that OP is totally fucking with everyone. (Seriously. Their blog is an alter devoted to the art of sarcasm.)

The bad news is that there are people who believe this and they’re not fucking with everyone.

are these the same dipshits who try to give their babies soymilk instead of formula

(via emir-dynamite)